One day Neji was walking down the streets of konoha. And he was thinking about Tenten (OMFG!) and was thinking of asking her out. He stopped at a house that looked like Tenten's, then realising that it was! So he went up too the front door and knocked, he waited for ages, and ages, and ages, so he gave up. So he went lee's house to ask him if he knew where Tenten was.

"Hey yeah! I know where she is!" Lee said.
"Really! Thats awsome! Can you tell me." asked Neji.
"Only if you give me a kiss." Lee snickerd.
"GO TO HELL!" yelled Neji.

so Neji left with-out getting too know where Tenten was. He was thinking to himself again and thought he should ask naruto for advice. (Even though naruto sucks with romance) So Neji headed off to the Ramen Bar, 'cause Naruto is obviesly going too be there. He finally got there and looked around for Naruto, and saw him with Sasuke. Neji walked up to them and realised they were kissing!
'OMFG! There gay!!!!!' thought Neji.
He stood there for awhile and then they stopped. Naruto saw Neji standing there and freaked out.

"OH GOD! YOU SAW ALL THAT?!!?!?!!?" yelled Naruto.
"Unfortunetly,.....yes," Neji said sickend. "Look, i dont care, its cool, but i was wondering if you could help me with some, you know, the whole dating thing?"
"Mmmm..., whos the lucky girl? Let me guess, its Tenten?" asked Naruto with a grin on his face.
"Wellll, ...yeah" said Neji embarrassed, and starting too blush.
"Well I think I'll go then" said Sasuke, and waved good-bye.
"I'll be right back" Naruto told Neji, and he ran after Sasuke and kissed him good-bye, then they hugged and Naruto came back.
"Ok lets start our training" yelled Naruto, and off they went.
Naruto stopped in a big field, Neji was confused.
"Ok, there are 4 steps to getting a girl/boy, hey neji are you sure you want a girl? i mean guys are pretty cool too." Naruto asked.
"No way! I mean, I'm noy gay, sorry Naruto." said Neji
"Damn, you'd be a great boyfriend." Naruto said really sweet. Neji started too blush, 'did Naurto really say that!?' Neji thought, he shook his head and sighed.
"Ok Neji sit down and I'll tell you the 4 steps," so Neji sat down.
"Ok, number 1: You have too asked her out in the most romantic place possible, then if she says no then you must keep saying lots of great stuff like: "You wont regret it! I promise you!" or "Tenten please, i love you!" And stuff like that, but if she says yes then you move to stage 2: You ask her where she'd like to go? Or you suggest something, then when you now, you kiss her good-bye ont he cheek and walk off, giving her something too look forward to" Naruto finished.
"Wow! your realy good Naruto!" said Neji amazed.
"Hehe, thanks Neji. Now for stage 3: When you get there you, where ever you go, you have too be very kind and romantic, and always offer too help with anything, like: To hold her bag, and also be kind to everyone around you, and her parents, and also buy everything with your own money and so on. And when it gets to the part where she want to kiss, you have too, there's no backing out at all! you here me! yelled Naruto.
"yes i here you, but i dont know how to kiss." said Neji.
"That sucks, i guess i have too teach you" Said Naruto with a littel blush.
'What!' thought Neji, Naruto started to leen forward, Neji sat there frozen.


                                                  To Be Continued...